Saint Bender

You came out for one quiet drink. Now three bars want you gone, the police have questions, and something in the sky wants a word with your bartender. Saint Bender is a comedic, comic-book bullet heaven roguelite about turning a disastrous night out into an increasingly ridiculous arsenal. Move to aim your automatic bottle throws, dodge the crowd, and claim all three bars to take their signature weapons. Ricocheting pool balls, rolling beer kegs, and flying glass make a very bad night feel very good. The street fights back. Cars plow through crowds, burning hoods become hazards, manhole covers launch into the air, and UFO abductions can lead to alien crossfire. Let the chaos do some of the fighting for you. Curiosity is part of the game. Try strange tactics, follow bartender challenges, and meddle with the street: unusual actions can unlock hidden encounters, secret areas, and even bigger trouble. Some secrets only a drunk could stumble into. Beat Big Len, then cash out your tips or keep your build and risk the parking lot's escalating ambush. Between runs, return to the back room for bartender challenges, trophies, incident stamps, and more reasons to start trouble again. Your combat build resets each run. Play the current free alpha demo in your browser. Desktop: WASD or arrow keys to move and aim, Space to dash, Esc to pause. Phones and tablets: touch controls; play in landscape. Progress is stored in your browser on that device. Early alpha, still brewing: more levels are coming. Art, animation, and effects are still in progress; the visuals in this demo are not final. Please share bugs, balance notes, and your favorite ridiculous moments through the feedback form at the bottom of the game website. Screenshots show actual gameplay with staged encounters and curated builds. Watch the extended gameplay trailer (65 seconds): https://youtu.be/ELRjOykNRWs One quiet drink. Yeah, right.